an accurate list of substances entering and exiting my body effective Friday november 21, 2008. i am not the dude who counts off how many beer bongs he killed that night or brags about how many std's he contracted while fucking four bitches at once. this is merely me doing something out of curiosity, maybe its an experiment, maybe viewing how much alcohol a 23 year old actually consumes will be a motivator to take it easy. who knows. until then, enjoy.